That's not my hand...
If you'd like to submit something to me or just want to chat, my email address is isthatyourhand@gmail.com.
Now that I got that out of the way...
So welcome to my Tumblr blog! Which is mainly just random bits that I personally find interesting. If you find some of these things interesting too, please enjoy and comment. If you are offended by anything here, then you are welcome to leave.
About me: straight, male, atheist, American, and old enough to remember when MTV didn't suck. (Hint: I'm in my late 40's)
Please feel free to ask me questions about anything, I have been around a few years so while I don't profess to be an expert on anything, I am certainly happy to give my unqualified opinion.
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I put all the dishes away, is that OK?
You mean to tell me that you are actually 13 years older than you...
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I isolated my favorite panel from the latest Oh Joy, Sex Toy because it seemed like it would come in handy.
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Massaging against your mound, feeling the shapely curve of your epicentre. It seems to tease the base of...
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I put all the dishes away, is that OK?
You mean to tell me that you are actually 13 years older than you appear? Is it possible that I could even be more attracted to you than I was initially?
Do you mind if I just take care of the laundry? There is a certain way that I like to do it.
Will it bother you if I scratch your head for a while?
Don’t you think you need a new pair of boots to really pull that outfit together?
That dinner was so delicious, will you please make it for me again? Scratch that. Will you share the recipe with me and I’ll just make it myself in the near future, with possible riffs and improvements?
How can it be that you’ve said something so insightful when you just said something even more witty before that and are likely to blow my mind again momentarily?
Do all female celebrities know how inferior they are to you?
Did you recently lose weight and/or gain muscle?
I isolated my favorite panel from the latest Oh Joy, Sex Toy because it seemed like it would come in handy.
Yessss, spread this far and wide, wherever they are needed!
hehehe this is cute
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Massaging against your mound, feeling the shapely curve of your epicentre. It seems to tease the base of your clitoris, filling your mind with nothing but thoughts of how many ways there are to pleasure you, to bring you to the pinnacle, to unleash the inferno that spreads inside.
As you lie there, keeping yourself so helplessly spread out, you try to raise yourself to a closer touch, yet it seems to make it feel even further away.
The flat palm keeps spreading around your mound, teasing against your clitoral hood, making that stiffened clitoris want to pop out… it all makes your legs shake with need.
Um…I give this a two thumbs up.
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Ms.P giving it to me with the strapon.
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